Can I Get on Some Sort of Payment Plan?

2 adorable orange kittens delivered to the children on Christmas morning?

Priceless

7 months' supply of wet food, dry food, and kitty litter for the adorable orange kittens?

$

Replacing the kitchen faucet after a freak accident caused by one of the adorable orange kittens?

$$

Emergency surgery after one of the adorable orange kittens ate a piece of string so long the surgeon had to follow it down the length of her digestive tract - tongue to bum?

$$$

Eating the words, "Honey I think we should get the kids these adorable orange kittens for Christmas. They won't cost us a thing!"?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Pretty sure I'll be paying for those the rest of my life!!!